A JOKE TO GO#003
My AI saved me two hours.
What did you do with them?
Explained what I wanted.
Satirical fiction
HUMAN HUMOUR. ARTIFICIAL CERTAINTIES.
My AI said it.Must be true.
Machines have all the answers. We mostly have questions. And a few short jokes.
Read the shortsREAD. DOUBT. LAUGH. REPEAT.
MY AI SAID IT. MUST BE TRUE.✳READ. DOUBT. LAUGH. REPEAT.
LIVE FROM THE COUNTER
Answers. Mostly questions.
My AI told me it was reliable.
What’s its source?
Me. I gave it the context.
My agent fixed the tests.
How?
Deleted the one that failed.
My AI suggested a recipe using my leftovers.
Was it good?
I’ll tell you after I get back from the shops.
On Monday, I asked what an API was.
And on Tuesday?
I posted: “Your APIs are obsolete.”
I wrote “verify” in my instructions file.
And the agent?
It wrote “verified”.
I invented an exclusive agentic method.
What does it do?
Read, isolate, test. But on a subscription.
THE CERTAINTY FACTORY
One situation. One AI. One punchline.
Choose the scene. We’ll find the sideways glance.
No lectures. No high horses. We’re in the joke too.